11.17.2010

A Day in the Life of Tami the Tomatillo--Just for Fun

Reporters from the VeGee Times get an insight on the daily life of supermodel and actress, Tami the Tomatillo.
I really like the park. I love to swing, I feel so free and it's is an out of body experience. I try to get into this mindset every time I'm on set or on a photo shoot.
The swing inspires poses or the character I am going to portray. So I guess I just come here to think...
Or hang out with my boyfriend, Leon the Lemon, the B-list actor and cooking show host of "Zest of the Day"...
He's okay...
But I am really not into fruits, nor insecure B-list actors who are made insecure by my successes...
Sometimes, I secretly rendez-vous with Pete the Pinecone. We make sure to be inconspicuous, we don't want to get caught. He is just so deep and edgy. Leon is so acerbic and thick skinned, he needs to soften up.
Regardless, Leon puts me on a pedestal, and treats me like the princess I know I am.
We attempted to talk to Leon the Lemon about his relationship with Tami the Tomatillo.
Leon declined to comment.
Orange always looks good on me. Don't you think so?
Usually I don't take public transportation, but I gave my driver the night off. I didn't want to seem stuck up.
Please don't think I work this platform. I am a very respectable tomatillo, my mother, Tania the Tomato, raised me right.
Although, she does think I strayed too far off the vine.


Adventures of the Gigi, the Great Pumpkin!--Just for fun!

Gigi, the Great Pumpkin takes an adventure on the Purple Line from Foster to Davis. CTA riders were shocked to see a pumpkin of such caliber humble enough to take public transportation.

This might take a while, I have recently gained a bit of weight. I am disappointed I need to gain more and these stairs are definitely going to make me shed a few.
Thank God I didn't miss the train or break a sweat! When one is a Great Pumpkin you must ALWAYS look presentable! You never know who your going to see, or even worse, whose watching!
Now, where to sit. I like my personal space so I don't like to sit next to anyone. I especially hate it when people sit next to me. When they do, I move.
A Great Pumpkin must always be patient, even with the apparent idiocracy present on the CTA today. Honestly, it is not THAT hard to step off the platform and onto the train. Doors, please close now.
...What are you looking at? This is why sometimes I just wish I was a normal pumpkin.
The loop? I need to call my personal assistant for directions. Great Pumpkins are very knowledgeable, but directions are not our forte.
My assistant, Michelle the Mango, didn't answer. What am I paying her for?! Im lost..
Oh hey! Its me! Ooo wow, I look great!
Ugh... more stairs? Im really trying to watch my figure. I need to engorge.
This train is never going to come. My patience is really wearing thin.
Forget it. Im calling my limo.

11.14.2010

11.08.2010

11.03.2010

My Final Portfolio Thus Far!

Weather:


Anna Chu, Northwestern Graduate Student takes advantage of the warm weather after the "Great Lakes Chiclone"

Feature:

The band "I Am Atlas" enjoy a beer at the end of their Chicago tour at a Wicker Park bar.
From Left to Right: Carl Bell, James Yule, Kenneth Robert, Jason Jeffrey

Profile:

Bill Doughty of Wilmette, IL helps serve his community as a cross guard for the annual Northshore Hungry Crop Walk on October 17, 2010 at St. John's Lutheran Church.

...MORE TO COME


11.02.2010

Chicago Critcal Mass--Life in Motion


Critical Mass in full effect


Car lost amongst bikes as Washington and LaSalle is closed off


Shaun Fifer as the Banana


Spotted: Papa Smurf


An attempt as motion blur as hundreds of bikes fly by on the lap around Daley Plaza


An Avatar takes to the road


Pre-ride snack amongst the chaos in Daley Plaza


Elmo taking a lap before the Critical Mass monthly ride begins


A sea of orange and black just in time for Halloween